Patients Cartoons

Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?

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'Undermined and under-appreciated, constantly chasing ever-changing unreasonable targets, depressed and overstressed...still enough about me. What can I do for you?'

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Patient Choice - Stay Chronically Ill, Die.

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'Where does it hurt?'

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'I had the same thing for lunch.'

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'What does it me when you have no symptoms at all?'

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'I'm sorry.. but we need the bed..'

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'You can listen to the radio and watch TV, but NO RUSH LIMBAUGH.'

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'Tell me if this hurts.'

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'Oh, great! Now I'm depressed too!'

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The frustration of a nagging injury.

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'With the new automated system we've cut consultation times down to 30 seconds...'

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I'm going to prescribe a less expensive generic placebo.

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'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking.'

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'In those four out of five doctors' commercials, I'm the fifth doctor.

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'This is my twin brother. He's going to give you the second opinion you asked for...'

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'You'll be up and out of here in no time. They just found out you're not covered by medical insurance.'

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What's the problem? Pre-menstrual tension! (man has knife in his back).

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'Kemo Sabe.' 'No, no..chemo.'

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'You're a bond trader? Don't worry, there's a new drug to treat interest rate sensitivity.'

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'Some people are type A or type B. You, Mr. Hardin, are type C - The caffeine-dependent personality.'

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'I'm afraid you failed your stress test.', 'AAAARGH!'

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'Always give them the bill before they get their clothes back on -- they're most vulnerable then.'

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'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

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'Give it to me straight, Doc.. is it pronounceable?'

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