Fat Cartoons

Man buying crack filler.

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'According to the blood tests, x-rays and EKG... You're fat.'

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Exercise for fat people.

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Henri is sick, I'm filling in.

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'Have you tried the new diet? You can eat as much as you like as long as you don't swallow!'

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'Over the years, class reunions have helped me lose more weight than any diet program.'

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'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'

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'Yeah, me, too — I gained it all back over the holidays.'

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Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

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'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

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'How much do you weigh?'

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'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

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'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

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'What we have here is simply a case of expansion.'

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'Ouch! My aching back!' (cheeky child shouts as mother gets on the scales.)

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'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

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'I want the whole pie!'

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Those orange peel legs are making me hungry.

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Did the new slimming drug test okay? No, sorry, too many side effects!

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This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

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How Santa became Fat and Jolly.

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'All good things come to end.'

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'I can't get this laptop to work.'

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Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

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'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

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