Crimes Cartoons

'Before considering any plea bargain, my client needs to know if you're talking human years or dog years.'

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The mind of the drunk driver

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'Now, this gentleman wants to take all your money and you want to keep it - it seems to me that we have the basis for an equitable COMPROMISE.'

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But how did you pick me as a double agent?

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Gangster at Confessional

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A daring day light bank robbery succeeded when the Widow Fipperwill, the gang leader, distracted a security guard.

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Decision on the flip of a coin...

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Prison Wallpaper.

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'I get out in sixty days -- I guess I better update my resume.'

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'If you think he's bad, just wait till they send in the social workers.'

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'Why did you go for crime when there are so many other ways to be dishonest that are legal?'

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Saw cutting a whole around locked door while a man looks through peephole.

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'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

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'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

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'Please move me to a new cell, I've completed this one,'

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'It looks like another case of Excessive Paperwork.'

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The Penguin Did It.

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A man in a picture frame pleads with the judge - 'But Your Honour, I was framed!'

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'After being in burglary ten years, I can't sleep at night.'

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'Forget the early withdrawal penalty. What I'm taking out, I didn't put in!'

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'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

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'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

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'By, golly, Gronsky, you're right, it does say 'melon'...well it should say 'apprehend a felon!'

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'Identity theft, eh? -- Just who do you think you are?'

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'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

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