Chat-up Lines Cartoons

'I was going to ask you out, but after Googling you now I've already seen you naked.'

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'Doug clearly wasn't interested in pursuing small talk'

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'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'

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Bad Hare Day

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Seductive lines that just don't cut it.

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What URL are you from?

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...our technical names: Dance Machine, Dream Machine, and Love Machine.

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If your reputation precedes you, I guess you won't mind following it out.

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'So, what's a nice gal like you doing in a carcass like this?'

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Woman - 'Mmm, Interesting texture.....Is it Mohair?' Man - 'No...It's my hair.'

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