Tour Guide Cartoons

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

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'Before this was a winery, it was an insane asylum - not one grape, just a lot of nuts.'

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Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

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'Next stop folks,the heart of the city!'

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'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

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'Excuse me. Which one of you is a REAL native New Yorker?'

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Hell tourism.

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Pay-per-view Tours.

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Mary decides to give up weeding and start giving safari tours.

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'Come, cautiously, through to the sitting room - it's one of the world's major flash points...'

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