Tote Cartoons

-Why do you always win at cards but not horses? -I can't shuffle the horses!

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-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

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How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

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The going's a little soft today, isn't it?

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-What is 'horse sense' I wonder? -It's what stops horses from betting on people

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-Psst! Would you like the winner of the Grand National? -No, sorry, I've only got a very small garden!

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This is where the rich get richer and the poor get excited!

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Don't put any money on him, I caught him betting on the favourite!

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I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

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I was dead lucky at the races yesterday, I forgot my wallet at home!

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