Terminally Ill Cartoons

'We're a lifestyle magazine for the terminally ill.'

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'I gave you six months to live and you're behind on payments... so I'm giving you six more.'

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'Sorry, but you only have six months to live...but if you marry a lawyer a lawyer it'll be the longest six months of your life.'

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'So Doc, do you think it's serious...?'

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'I'm sorry, Simpson. Your idea for a line of get well cards for the terminally ill has been rejected.'

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'I take it that it's not good news doc'

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'You have a serious disease. The good news is enough people have it so a drug company might make money on a cure.'

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'Give it to me straight Doc. How many dog years do I have left?'

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Normally, I'd give a man in your condition six months to live, but we have a special this week on eight months!

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