Steward Cartoons

'As I was saying, the opening of the modern screwcap bottle just doesn't have the same glamour, as opening a cork-finished bottle.'

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'It took him 12 years and 743 dates before he proposed; so don't be surprised it took him 5 glasses to decide the wine is off.'

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'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

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'Bad enough you let him bring in his own bottle of wine - Did you have to buy it, too?'

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'Thank goodness for the screw cap. It's so hard to get the wine steward's attention over here.'

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'A bit unethical, but it speeds up the selection process.'

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'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

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'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

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'Can't you just say you didn't like it?'

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'By the time he opens the Beaujolais, it's going to be an Old-o instead of a Nourveau.'

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