Stats Cartoons

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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'Let's send out for pizza..'

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'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

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'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

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'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

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'Don't be miserable...according to the statistics he's never been better.'

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'Sorry for your loss but it must be a consolation to know that his death didn't effect our targets.'

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'17 of the 23 of the 456 people who returned 76 of the 12 questionnaires thought the statistics were meaningless.'

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'You've heard of 'lies, damn lies and statistics'...well apparently they were lying about the damn statistics!'

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You were right. Productivity is up since we posted the weekly unemployment figures, as a scroll, on all of our employee computers

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