Sommeliers Cartoons

'Would Sir like to smell the screw-top?'

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'I'd like this pinot noir, but I can't afford it - and I own the winery.'

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'It took him 12 years and 743 dates before he proposed; so don't be surprised it took him 5 glasses to decide the wine is off.'

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'Yes, siree, this certainly has a delightful...stench. You may pour!'

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'Excuse me, waiter, change that order to the '09 Gruner Veltliner - my dad doesn't know crap about wine.'

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'The wine isn't pre-phylloxera, but I'm willing to bet the sommelier is.'

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'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

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'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

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'What wine do you recommend with Valium?'

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'I hate it when they bring their own sommelier.'

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