Portfolio Cartoons

'I said I'd invest your money as if it was my own, and I have. I've invested it in my pool, my car and my boat.'

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'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

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'... and if you have the time, please cleanse my portfolio.'

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'How are our shares doing?'

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'That's a significantly better return than I'm getting on my money. Ah, that's the weather.'

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'The stock market is a tougher teacher than yours. I've never once seen it grade on a curve.'

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'I steal all my investment ideas - but only from the very best.'

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'Good meeting you, too. Do you have a business card?'

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'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

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'I'm making a lot fewer trading mistakes these days. I don't start until 10 minutes before the close.'

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