Pickup Line Cartoons

'I was going to ask you out, but after Googling you now I've already seen you naked.'

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'Doug clearly wasn't interested in pursuing small talk'

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I find you very attractive.

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'Hi, do I sit here? Er...Oh.' (woman holding up sign saying 'Go away, you're ugly.').

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'If you're God's gift to women, I'd rather just have the money.'

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'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'

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'Nice legs.'

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'I usually have a beard but my last girlfriend was a fire eater with the circus, which also explains the burnt toast smell.'

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Carrie used sunscreen but it didn't completely block all the Rays. 'Hey, baby...Name's Raymond.What's yours?'

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'I don't want to talk to you, knucklehead.Put the pretty lady on NOW!'

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