Pick-up Lines Cartoons

'I was going to ask you out, but after Googling you now I've already seen you naked.'

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'Doug clearly wasn't interested in pursuing small talk'

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I find you very attractive.

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'If you're God's gift to women, I'd rather just have the money.'

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'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'

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I'm really just a frog, but it's a great pick-up line.

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'Now, how would you like to come up to my place...'

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'So...do you bum here often?'

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'So, what's a nice gal like you doing in a carcass like this?'

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Woman - 'Mmm, Interesting texture.....Is it Mohair?' Man - 'No...It's my hair.'

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