Patron Cartoons

Keep your feet on the floor or on the other patrons, but not on the seats,please.

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'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

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'Great legs, fine nose, excellent body - are you talking about the wine or the waitress?'

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'It's like shooting fish in a barrel, except you're in Vegas and the barrel's in New York.'

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'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

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'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

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'I like how they took all the confusion out of the game.'

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'We were all out of OJ for the mimosas, so I improvised and use this.'

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'Vino News only rates this wine a 2--but the cork got a 10!'

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'It happened so gradually I never noticed that somewhere along the line they turned me into a lapdog.'

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