Negotiates Cartoons

OK, OK, you can have it for a nickel, but I won't go a cent lower. Maybe.

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'Before considering any plea bargain, my client needs to know if you're talking human years or dog years.'

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'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

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'The salary is negotiable...take it or leave it.'

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'I'd have my people call your people... but people are all in jail.'

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'Your people will have to talk to me since I have no people.'

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'Regarding the salary we're willing to offer you.. don't expect to get your four-years of college tuition back in one year.'

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'We charge by the size of the wiggle room.'

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'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

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'Great negotiator... but he watches way too much Jack Bauer.'

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