Morton Cartoons

Things to do today...1. Return Calls. 2. Answer e-mail. 3. Attend meeting with Mr Blomeister...4. Resist tendency to boot lick.

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The Adventures of Morton :This has been my best first date ever...Sooo, what about our plans for the future? YOu know, marriage, kids?...Tell me if I move too fast, okay?

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My name is Morton and I'm a nice man. So? Are you a nice woman? Can you believe this? I think I've discovered a whole new species of wimp! Actually, he's kinda cute...

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The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

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The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

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Let me see if I have this straight...you expect me to pay for my own dinner? It's a test...with me, it's alwys dutch treat on the first date. Of course I usually save a bundle on second dates as well...

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The Adventures of Morton - Mother.

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The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

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Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

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The Adventures of Morton

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