Merchandise Cartoons

'Sorry, but I've forgotten your name. Turn around and let me scan your UPC code.'

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'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

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'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

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'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

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'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.'

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'There! I can tell by your smile. You do remember that wine I bought here last year. The one that comes in a bottle about this high.'

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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

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'Only 99 cents a gallon, but believe me, it tastes like it costs twice as much.'

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'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

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'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

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