Married Couples Cartoons

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

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'I want you to put 'we need to talk' where he can't possibly ignore it!'

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'I heard a funny limerick at work today.' 'Yes, sir, a very funny limerick.'

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'We need to talk.'

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'So, what are your plans for tomorrow?'

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You always DID like to ruin my weekends!

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Don't ask him what you're worth... ask him for a raise.

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Ever since we remarried each other, you've reminded me a lot of my ex-wife.

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'Remember the hot times we spent here before we were married?...George, are you awake?'

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'Damn it, Bob, you know I hate when you stare at me like that!'

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