Lottery Tickets Cartoons

No we don't have a retirement plan, but we give you time off to buy lottery tickets...

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Woman discovers she is pregnant, and wonders if peeing on her lottery ticket will give her the same good luck.

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'I asked what your lucky numbers were so I could buy you a lottery ticket.'

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'I said,'go and buy some lucky-dips'.... not 'ducky-lips!'

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A lucky bloke finds a winning lottery ticket, just as a meteor is about to hit him - 'Wow, a winning lottery ticket! What are the odds?'

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Cattslotto.

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The inventor of scratch and sniff.

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Long term I like energy and trasportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets

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'Two visitors to see you, sir... and it's definite that today's not your lucky day!'

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'I'm really quite religious. I pray every time I buy a lottery ticket.'

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