Long Life Cartoons

A good smoke matters more than making it another year.

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A long way towards retirement...

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Win $1,000 a week for life contest

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'Sorry, but you only have six months to live...but if you marry a lawyer a lawyer it'll be the longest six months of your life.'

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Driver sees road sign: 'Highway of Life ... Enter at Own Risk.'

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'Biblical man to lady about old man: 'Don't let it bother you - Methuselah calls everybody 'kiddo'.'

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'I'm 92 and I haven't got one enemy. They're all dead.'

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I gave up smoking to annoy the wife by living longer.

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'I exercised all my life. Took my vitamins, watched my diet, and where did it get me? A major illness at one hundred and four.'

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'Our research shows that downloading happy songs prolongs computer life by 20.'

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