Legal Fee Cartoons

You wouldn't get away with this if we had a charter of rights.

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That's the worst part of divorce, splitting up the property.

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'We charge by the size of the wiggle room.'

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'The good news is, I got you the best lawyer money can buy. The bad news is, I used up the loot to pay him.'

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'How's my lawsuit coming?' - 'Sorry, I could only get a settlement of £50,000 and after all you deserve some money as well.'

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'What happens after the divorce?' - 'Your wife keeps the house, you keep the car, and I keep the money.'

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'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

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It's just his usual fee for turning up...

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The dog isn't qualified so we'll only bill you his hours at half the usual rate...

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As your solicitor, let me just tell you this for nothing...haha, just joking of course.

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