Jeweller Cartoons

'It wasn't my fault. I was looking at some watches when the jeweller told me to take my time.'

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Retail sales We don't over use quotation marks

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'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

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Ears Pierced While You Wait

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Gold by the inch, spaghetti by the yard.

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Would you like it engraved? Yes please put to my one and only love. That way if we break up and she throws it back at me, I can use it on someone else.

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'I can't show you a diamond in your price range,because I don't have a microscope.'

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'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

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