Investments Cartoons

'You could put it all into bricks - but i recommend diversifying your investment to include sticks and straw as a hedge.'

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My 35 years of experience tell me your tolerance for risk is low...

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'In corporate financial news, smoke up 12, mirrors down 14...'

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'I have decided to step down to spend more time with my family... of mutual funds.'

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'Our broker says there's nothing to fear but fear itself ... but, unfortunately, that's what controls the market.'

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'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

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'He's upset after finding out 'lol' means 'lots of laughs'... not 'lots of loot'.'

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In case of bear market

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'And should you Madam, choose to invest your money with us, I will immediately leave for Las Vegas.'

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Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

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