Hostess Cartoons

'And the funniest part is I made Frank go out and buy a new, $5,000 fridge, just to hold a $4.00 bottle of wine!'

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'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

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'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

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'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

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'You opened it five hours ago. If it breathes any more, it's going to hyperventilate.'

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'What an insulting windbag! He only serves wine this good so no one will throw it in his face.'

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'You can stop lecturing us about the wine, Ed - it evaporated.'

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'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

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'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'

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'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

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