Horse Races Cartoons

'I want to win as much as he does: I don't understand why he thinks it helps to whip me!'

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'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

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Looking at a picture of a race through binoculars.

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'Don't comlain. Your wife only wants you to pick out a bottle of wine. Mine wants me to do that, and win the Kentucky Derby.'

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'No, no, that's not what we mean by barrel racing.'

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'I've worked out why you keep getting beat y a short-half head.'

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Horsey

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'He's not asleep. He's taking a sly look at the racing results.'

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Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

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'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

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