Helplines Cartoons

'Narcissism Helpline. How can you help me?'

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Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive please press 1 repeatedly. Co-dependent, please ask for someone to press 2. For multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

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'Sorry, I can't talk to the customer. I'm preparing to go home in seven and a half hours.'

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TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

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'For advice on self-harm, press forward slash. For help with bad language press ****. For anger management press !*!*. For help with cannabis addiction, press hash.'

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'How do you work this thing?'

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'Thank heavens, finally I get a real person!'

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'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

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'Hello,'Professionally Written Protest Chants'! What do you want?' 'Something short and catchy.' 'When do you want it?' 'NOW!'

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'Telephone solicitor.'

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