Greedy Cartoons

'Sir, according to the latest Security and Exchange Commission rules, you can't delegate your identity.'

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'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

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'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

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'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

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'It's the new, low cost lap banding.'

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'I want the whole pie!'

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Take With Food.

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Bank loan applicant

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'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

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'I need some strong sleeping pills -- the thin person inside me screaming to get out keeps waking me up.'

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