Gain Cartoons

'Yeah, me, too — I gained it all back over the holidays.'

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'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

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'The stock market is a tougher teacher than yours. I've never once seen it grade on a curve.'

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'And there you have it. According to our experts, the stock market will either advance, decline, or remain unchanged this year.'

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'The worst part is, this is today's best-performing stock.'

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'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

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'I'm making a lot fewer trading mistakes these days. I don't start until 10 minutes before the close.'

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'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.'

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'No way around it. We'll have to fire 2,500...uh... What do you call them? Oh,yeah: people.'

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'This isn't quite what I pictured when my broker told me I'd end up making a bundle in the market.'

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