Financial Analyst Cartoons

'Twelve financial analysts came up with 12 different valuations for this company. All they had in common was their $500hr fee.'

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'After twenty years the only thing I've learned from reading stock chars is that there is nothing to learn from reading stock charts.'

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'Hello, Huff & Swoon?...Yeah, buy me 300 shares of Hanukkah.'

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'Basically it was a disappointing quarter for our Russian subsidiary which was...um...stolen.'

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'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

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'With all due respect for your horoscope, Mr. Jones, the outlook for wheat this year is ... '

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'Sorry, we just filled our Financial Analyst position, but we do have an opening in Sacrificial Lambs.'

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