Financial Advisors Cartoons

My 35 years of experience tell me your tolerance for risk is low...

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'In corporate financial news, smoke up 12, mirrors down 14...'

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'Stocks shot up on news that no-one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

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'Since stocks are so wacko now,I'm advising clients to go with their lucky numbers on lotto tickets.'

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'Look at the bright side, it's better to have loved money and lost than never to have invested at all.'

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Spent it on all the best investment advisors money can buy

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'Before the smart money leaves the market, we need to get the dumb money into the market. Here's a list of un-savvy investors to call.'

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'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

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'You're having what we like to call a near profit experience.'

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'I can get you a great interest rate as long as you promise not to call the cops.'

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