Divorcees Cartoons

'We can't get a divorce. We haven't paid for our wedding yet.'

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'You'll get custody of Ellen, and I'll take what's his name. . .'

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'He spoke in millions. Then I learned he was a bacteriologist.'

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'I lost 200 pounds...I got a divorce.'

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'Get the picture?' (Marriage is for suckers).

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'This certainly wasn't what I was expecting when she said she was a gay divorcee.'

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'My wife keeps threatening to divorce me...unfortunately, it's only a threat.'

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'I'm a divorce lawyer. That helps a lot because as a sideline, I'm writing love poems.'

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'Next time, I want a traditional marriage -- you know, where the husband caters to your every whim.'

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'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

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