Dieters Cartoons

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

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'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

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'It's the new, low cost lap banding.'

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I need to lose weight, and fast...my date's here in 20 minutes.

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'This one is a dieter's dream! Any visits to it between meals and it self destructs!'

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'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

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'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

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'I figured it out. It's not the jeans that make me look fat...it's you.'

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Take With Food.

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Did the new slimming drug test okay? No, sorry, too many side effects!

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