Daytrader Cartoons

'My mom's a professional stock trader. Don't let the martini and cigar fool 'ya, she's all woman.'

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'Like I have the time.'

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'Cheer up, Bob, only 6 hours and 28 minutes until the stock market closes.'

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'There may be twenty million shares outstanding, but the ones you own certainly aren't.'

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'That was supposed to be your stock without equals, and it looks like you were right--no equals, just lots of superiors.'

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'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

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'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

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'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

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'Okay, Honey, you're all set to trade today--see you at 6.'

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The main reason Bod trades on-line is his dumb mistakes remain anonymous

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