Day Trading Cartoons

'He gets the electric chair tomorrow and his last request is to learn day trading.'

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'Haven't you ever heard of the stock exchange tradition of the opening belt?'

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'Here comes your confirmation slip from the discount broker.'

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'This isn't quite what I pictured when my broker told me I'd end up making a bundle in the market.'

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'Howard's thrilled that he completed his first trade using a PC, except that he's not sure if he bought 100 shares of GM, or shorted the entire NASDAQ.'

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'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

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'The Dow is down? How about on the west coast?'

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'Excuse me, 'Mr. Daytrader', but I have a recommendation for you: The symbol is J-O-B.'

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'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

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'Yeah, I bought it with the profits I made from day trading - ran me $150,000 per pound.'

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