Day Trader Cartoons

'Haven't you ever heard of the stock exchange tradition of the opening belt?'

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'This isn't quite what I pictured when my broker told me I'd end up making a bundle in the market.'

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'Howard's thrilled that he completed his first trade using a PC, except that he's not sure if he bought 100 shares of GM, or shorted the entire NASDAQ.'

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'Here comes your confirmation slip from the discount broker.'

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'The Dow is down? How about on the west coast?'

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'Excuse me, 'Mr. Daytrader', but I have a recommendation for you: The symbol is J-O-B.'

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'I was...wong about that stock. I was wonk about that stock. I was wrung about that stock. I was...wronk about that stock. I was...'

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'Was Benedict Arnold just a plain old traitor, or was he a day traitor, like you, dad?'

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'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

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'What do you mean, I'm not ahead? My account's been open for over five minutes.'

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