Day Trade Cartoons

'He gets the electric chair tomorrow and his last request is to learn day trading.'

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'The Dow is down? How about on the west coast?'

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'Excuse me, 'Mr. Daytrader', but I have a recommendation for you: The symbol is J-O-B.'

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'I was...wong about that stock. I was wonk about that stock. I was wrung about that stock. I was...wronk about that stock. I was...'

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'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

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'What do you mean, I'm not ahead? My account's been open for over five minutes.'

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'Let me guess; another stock that was easy to buy at 44, but difficult at 5.'

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'Yeah, I bought it with the profits I made from day trading - ran me $150,000 per pound.'

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'Was Benedict Arnold just a plain old traitor, or was he a day traitor, like you, dad?'

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'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

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