Curriculum Vitae Cartoons

'I didn't bring a resume.. I brought coffee and donuts!'

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'You will have no hope of recognition or advancement. That's why you'll be underpaid.'

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'Since I'm a temp, I'd make excellent scapegoat material.'

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'You have a very impressive resume, but don't worry, we'll drag you down to our level,'

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'Unemployed doesn't look good on your resume. How about we say during that period you were a freelance writer?'

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'I don't believe I've ever read a resume in rhyme before.'

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'I'm a monarch, but I still pad my resume.'

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'I see by your resume that you are my son. If this checks out, the job is yours.'

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The tough job market is proving to be time consuming. I receive thousands of resumes each week and shredding them takes up too much time

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'On these application forms I prefer the term ‘salary negotiable.' It sounds nicer than ‘market price.''

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