Counting Calories Cartoons

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!

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Cream tea...without the cream,butter or jam and no milk with the tea!

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Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

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'Every time I go on a diet, some kind of physiological disturbance kicks in that sends me off on a feeding frenzy.'

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'It'll never work. Your metabolism rate is higher than mine.'

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'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

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'These appetite suppressants are very effective. Unfortunately each pill is 500 calories.'

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'I knew there was a catch. Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight servings.'

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