Cook The Books Cartoons

Books balanced yet? Yes, except for the decimal point!

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Have you got the accounts right yet? Yes, but I had to put in three mistakes to make them balance.

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A accountant is here to see you...

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When you cook up a figure, make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.

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Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

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Look at these accounts! I want an explanation, and I want the truth. Well, you can't have both.

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Hmmmm...tasty! Do I smell the mouth-watering aroma of books being cooked?

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We lost money in every division, but through the magic of accounting, our Take A Penny Leave A Penny trays earned $46 million.

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'I was an accountant, and they got me for thinking outside the books.'

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'Keep an eye on McAllister -- I think he's cooking the books.'

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