Commodities Cartoons

'I think you'll enjoy investing in the stock market, Mrs. Lewis. It's just like riding a roller coaster: you sit back, close your eyes and scream.'

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'My mom's a professional stock trader. Don't let the martini and cigar fool 'ya, she's all woman.'

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'Me? I took all the money I made on a book I wrote, on investing conservatively, and blew it, on options on futures.'

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'So, let's assume I buy 100 shares of this stock - how many minutes should I hold it?'

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'All the gold that's ever been mined would make a cube 68 feet on a side, but that doesn't include rapper teeth, in which case it's 150.'

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A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

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'Look, I'd love to open the account for you, but I'm afraid there's no such thing as a market for marijuana futures.'

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'Be happy you're not in the Mexican-bottled-water pit.'

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'Sounds like a good stock - I'll take a six-pack.'

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'Yeah, I invest strictly for the long haul - unless, of course, the market turns down.'

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