Commit Cartoons

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

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'I couldn't help but notice that you have my name tattooed on your arm.'

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I'm not ready to move from casual status updates to personal intimacy. Pass the cream.

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'I do if you do.'

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'It's hard to commit to the army when they remember the dead and forget the living.'

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'I'm tired of flirting with success - I want it to commit.'

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'It really hurts me, McCoy, that you didn't have the decency to give us two weeks notice.'

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'Daryl says he loves me, but he doesn't write that in any form I can save to my hard drive.'

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'We'll have to change the seminar program, sir — the motivational speaker we hired committed suicide.'

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'It's called 'marriage' -- it's part of the New Morality.'

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