Chatup Line Cartoons

'So, what's a nice gal like you doing in a carcass like this?'

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'Well hello there...Care to join me for lunch? I know a great little carcass not far from here.'

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'So...Do you leave here often?'

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'When you walked in I said, well, watta ya know - there's someone here I haven't told my life story to!'

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My name is Morton and I'm a nice man. So? Are you a nice woman? Can you believe this? I think I've discovered a whole new species of wimp! Actually, he's kinda cute...

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Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

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How do you like your eggs, madam? Unfertilized, thank you.

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How about giving me your phone number. It's in the phone book. But I don't know your name... It's in the phone book.

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So, your place...or my mother's?

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Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father? My father. He's a plastic surgeon.

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