Chardonnay Cartoons

'And this is wood, for the fire...and for artificially flavoring my homemade Chardonnary.'

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'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

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'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

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'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

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'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

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'The merlot is 100 merlot; the pinot noir is 100 pinot noir, and the chardonnay is 100 Swiss chard.'

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'I shouldn't be surprised. Any restaurant that serves Tofurkey is bound to recommend MerNo or Chardon-No-Way to drink with it.'

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'The Oaky Cellars oak-soaked, double oakified Chardonnay, with extra oak and oak chunks? - Yes, it's a bit oaky.'

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Bacchus.

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Her tears flowed like wine.

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