Carpets Cartoons

Bill often considered cutting his armpit hair, but then he'd need to buy carpeting.

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Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

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'My husband earned $50,000 last year stomping grapes, but it all went for carpet cleaning.'

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'The dining room? It's 18 wine bottles long, and 15 wide.'

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'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

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'He's ruined the carpet, three sofas and my petunia beds--but I wouldn't trade him for the world.'

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'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.

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Dogs life

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The day Elton arrived, the rolled out the red carpet. But not for him.

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A middle eastern gentleman at a rug store - 'I like the colour, but how many miles has it done?'

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