Carpeting Cartoons

Bill often considered cutting his armpit hair, but then he'd need to buy carpeting.

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'First wine tasting, or is this your way of saying the Barolo misses the mark?'

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'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

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...and then there's Neal way of getting a Cotes du Rhone wine stain out of white carpeting.'

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'The dining room? It's 18 wine bottles long, and 15 wide.'

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'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

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'Think extra-plush carpeting will hide the hole?'

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'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

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I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.

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I just had a lovely dream - the world was done over in wall-to-wall carpeting.

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