Brokerage Cartoons

'I said I'd invest your money as if it was my own, and I have. I've invested it in my pool, my car and my boat.'

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'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

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'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

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'There, there - don't think of Harold as being dead. Just think of him as being perfectly hedged for perpetuity.'

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'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

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'Here comes your confirmation slip from the discount broker.'

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'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

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'Listen, there's over $2 trillion sitting on the sidelines, Hookwell. It's your job to see it gets brought into the game!'

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'Excuse me, 'Mr. Daytrader', but I have a recommendation for you: The symbol is J-O-B.'

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'I was...wong about that stock. I was wonk about that stock. I was wrung about that stock. I was...wronk about that stock. I was...'

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