Answering Machine Cartoons

'No-one's in right now. But if you leave your street and number I'll get to you as soon as I can.'

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'Sorry - wrong number... cute message though.'

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Answering Machine Message - Happy Birthday, pal. See last year's card for more.

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'I'm under the care of a doctor's answering service.'

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Answering Machine: I'm catching the next flight to my mother's and don't try to stop me. I want a divorce.

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'You've reached the Claus residence. I'm not in right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, I'll get back to you in December.'

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'To hear victims screaming, please press 1. To hear victims begging for mercy, please press 2. To hear the sound of rolling heads, please press 3.'

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'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

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'They can't even afford a proper answer machine.'

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'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

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