Alpha Male Cartoons

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

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'Only one man in 1,000 is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women!'

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'It was disgusting, Sheila...Our first date, and he pulls out his endpin!'

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'You realize of course that the first step towards becoming an Alpha Male is to let go of your Teddy Bear...'

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'Talk about betrayal: My own son is challenging me to become the Alpha Male...'

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'Ignore the knuckle-walk. Morton's on track for alpha male.'

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A real Alpha-Female hey? Me, I am more of a D-minus male...

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'Yeah, my dad is the alpha male and leads the pack... The drawback is that he never has time to play with me...'

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