Alien Abductions Cartoons

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

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'...but I don't make house calls.'

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'Just drop me off by the mall,'

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'Get my retirement papers ready, Lucille, I've got a round trip to Saturn here'

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'I'll need a note from the aliens who abducted you to excuse your absence.'

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'Honey, there's someone here who wants to meet you.'

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Other than the countless probings, how would you rate your stay with us?

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'That was really nice of you to put new shingles on my mother's roof, Ralph!'

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'You could learn a thing or two from them. They're not abducting me until after the game is over.'

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Mass Exodus.

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